[00:00:00] A person who applications practices preparedness, one ready for any event that will disrupt the day of routine. That is a plan.
[00:00:31] Hello everyone out there on internet radio land this is Dave Jones the NBC guy and boy if I got a funny story to tell you yeah
[00:00:40] How you doing? How you doing this nice good Friday good Friday it is good. I'll tell you
[00:00:50] We had a half day school yesterday and we're off now until we go back on the 8th of April so spring break is fully arrived for the Jones family and boy I'll tell you yesterday we're at home Depot. Home Depot in Costco my two favorite stores
[00:01:12] and now you have to understand my 11 year old who's about the turn 12 has a few different allergies okay eggs, milk, cheese but he also has different reactions to different dies in lollipops and because it was Easter
[00:01:42] and they did a party at school he got this crazy looking lollipop the turn your face you know into a rabbit's nose and teeth hanging out
[00:01:54] and it's blue and the other day when the party was he ate some of it you know and went a little crazy and so we're at home Depot and he calls his mom
[00:02:10] and he's asking if he can have some more of this lollipop and we know that it affects him in this way so you know she's saying don't eat at all
[00:02:22] and he says well how much should I eat okay and we're walking out in the parking lot and she's arguing with this kid okay
[00:02:34] and she yells in the phone just suck on it for five minutes and then I add without even realizing what she just said
[00:02:48] suck on it to your tongue turns blue okay and there were people going into home Depot and you can imagine
[00:03:02] you can imagine just knowing one side of the conversation what people were thinking anyway we got in the car and we started laughing our butts off
[00:03:17] thinking about someone hearing what we just yelled at his phone
[00:03:23] you got to look for a life's little comedy routines okay they seem to happen quite often in the Jones household I don't know why that is maybe it's part of it is because you know English was not
[00:03:43] a very serious first language and she gets confused sometimes yeah anyway I wanted to share that I hope you got a little chuckle man in this world today don't we all need
[00:04:00] a little chuckle yeah I think I was snoring last night I have this thing in my throat years I sound like a lurch you run I could do voices for Sarah half the way audio drama
[00:04:18] I don't know who you are I don't know what you want if it's money you're looking for I can tell you I don't have much but what I do have is a particular set of skills there that's my Liam Neeson for you
[00:04:35] I will hunt you I will find you and I will kill you there you go anyway PB and family I hope you have a great proper day happy good Friday all Fridays are good just some are better than others take care prep on
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