[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Urban Survival Simulation
[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_00]: This is Gotham Get Out
[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Alright, this is Future Dan, 747 Eastern
[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Checking in. Everything is above expectations at this point.
[00:00:33] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not cold because I've been moving fast.
[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Hit my first cache before Cochrane.
[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's good.
[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_00]: And I found cans of beans and soup, which is even better.
[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Now I've moved off of the first cache.
[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't want to get spotted. Brought my first cache box.
[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't even look at it. Just picked it up, carried it.
[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_00]: I am in a behind-the-office building that's got a good light above me
[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_00]: behind a couple dumpsters.
[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_00]: So I got light and there's furniture back here.
[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm telling you, it's above expectations.
[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm sitting on a part of a drawer out of some office furniture
[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_00]: that's getting thrown away here.
[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking at my first cache.
[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I do have some interesting things.
[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Anchovies put in there by Maria.
[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_00]: But luckily for me, I don't have to eat the anchovies.
[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm going to eat a can of the beans I just found.
[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_00]: The anchovies will definitely get used later though.
[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_00]: What else I got in here?
[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I got something special. It's in a custom kit.
[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a mesh black kit.
[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_00]: It's got like some kind of container in it.
[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_00]: I think I got a gas stove.
[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_00]: I got a stove kit.
[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I got a new stove kit.
[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, things are above expectations.
[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Holy crap. Very good.
[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to eat that soup and be all right.
[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_00]: If we can figure out a way to start a fire.
[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_00]: There's also pink wild salmon.
[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Did get a bullet and that bullet.
[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Gotta get that open for the gunpowder to start a fire, I think.
[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Looks like I got a tire pump.
[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Basketball pump or something.
[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_00]: There is a battery here.
[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_00]: I know you can make fires with that.
[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to have to stop and think about it.
[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I am a little bit exhausted without the food yet.
[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_00]: But right after this broadcast, I'm going to just open that can of beans.
[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I got two of them.
[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And something else here.
[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_00]: I got a little container. What's that contain?
[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's contained vodka.
[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_00]: I think I got a little vial of vodka in there.
[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00]: The more I talk, the more everything is above expectations.
[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if that's grain alcohol that can start a fire too.
[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_00]: What else?
[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh wait, I got a slim gym.
[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_00]: That's getting eaten right now.
[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Also along the way, I came across right immediately.
[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Right immediately after getting dropped off by Dave.
[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Came across a car antenna.
[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Perfectly intact, leaning up against the guardrail.
[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Took that.
[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_00]: I'd count that as a weapon against an unarmed person or maybe an animal.
[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_00]: But I could definitely whip something with it.
[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_00]: I picked up two racquetball sized stones and I carried those.
[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Keeping my eye out for food that I don't have to eat now.
[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Because we got food.
[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_00]: And then again, above expectations, heading along my route.
[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I find a tub of paints.
[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Like some art kit that flew off of a car or something.
[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_00]: So I took the black paint.
[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_00]: I think when I hit the wood line, I'm on a camouflage with it.
[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Put it on my face. Get out of the urban environment.
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Everywhere here it's got lights up.
[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Parking lot lights and whatnot.
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_00]: But once we get the wood line, I want to get that on my face.
[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_00]: So a little camouflage.
[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_00]: A little bit of weaponry.
[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Got a couple racquetball sized stones.
[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Haven't built anything better than that for a weapon.
[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm armed. I got something.
[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_00]: And what else do I find?
[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_00]: There's paint brushes.
[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't figured out what I could do with those.
[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_00]: But I kept them.
[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_00]: And got some wire.
[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_00]: A little bit of wire.
[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm not even at my second cache.
[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_00]: So what's going to be hard coming up is making choices.
[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Also, I'm sitting behind a couple...
[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to eat this beef stick right now.
[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God. I haven't eaten in 24 hours.
[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_00]: It's good.
[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking inside this dumpster.
[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Right next to me it's got foam mats.
[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_00]: The kind of like, linked together foam mats.
[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_00]: So I think I'm going to eat and sleep on those tonight.
[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Checking in at my next cache.
[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll actually grab my stuff, get off that cache.
[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm going to head to that finish line and try to beat these millennials.